I Like Big Logs and I Cannot Lie Blanket – Cozy Lumberjack Throw

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30" × 40"
50" × 60"

If you love the outdoors, a good laugh, and the unmistakable charm of Pacific Northwest humor, this I Like Big Logs and I Cannot Lie blanket is about to become your new favorite cozy companion.

Designed with bold lumberjack-inspired artwork, this velveteen fleece throw brings together campfire warmth, cabin vibes, and a playful twist on one of the most iconic lyrics ever written. Whether you’re an actual logger, a backyard firepit champion, or someone who simply appreciates a well-timed pun, this blanket delivers comfort with personality.

The velveteen texture is buttery-soft and lightweight, making it perfect for year-round lounging. Curl up with it during chilly mornings at the cabin, drape it over your couch for everyday comfort, or bring it along on camping trips where laughter is as essential as firewood. It strikes the perfect balance between cozy warmth and breathable softness, so you’ll reach for it in every season.

Available in 30x40 and 50x60, you can choose the size that fits your lifestyle — from kid-friendly snuggles to adult-sized relaxation sessions after a long day outdoors. It also makes a fantastic gift for loggers, woodworkers, hikers, pun-lovers, and anyone who lives life with a touch of rugged humor.

Why You’ll Love It

Soft velveteen fleece with a smooth, cozy feel
“I Like Big Logs and I Cannot Lie” lumberjack humor design
Available in 30x40 and 50x60 sizes
Lightweight warmth perfect for all seasons
Great for cabins, camping trips, couches, and PNW-loving homes
A hilarious and memorable gift for outdoorsy friends

Big logs. Big laughs. Big comfort.

If you like this design, check out our mug, tee, and tote too!

Wrap yourself in pure coziness! Made from 100% velveteen polyester, this blanket is incredibly soft to the touch with a luxurious feel you’ll love year-round. It’s lightweight yet warm, perfect for snuggling on the couch, adding a stylish layer to your bed, or gifting to someone special. The vibrant design stays crisp and beautiful wash after wash—no fading, no fuss. Comfort + style = the ultimate cozy upgrade.

100% polyester - medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Sunday, 15 Feb and Sunday, 22 Feb.

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