They Can't Steal It If They Can't Drive It Tee

Name: They Can't Steal It If They Can't Drive It Tee
Brand: Made in the Northwest
SKU: 33430503699955333511
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.99 USD

Color: Heather Navy

Size: XS

Note: this shirt is customizable with your shift pattern. I will contact you after purchase.

Some security systems are digital. Others require three pedals and a clue.

This They Can’t Steal It If They Can’t Drive It tee features a clean, vintage-inspired manual gear shift pattern paired with the line “They can’t steal it if they can’t drive it.” It’s understated, sharp, and deeply satisfying for anyone who knows exactly why this joke works. No shouting. No gimmicks. Just quiet confidence for people who still know how to row their own gears.

This shirt is made for manual transmission loyalists, classic car lovers, stick-shift purists, and drivers who enjoy watching would-be thieves stare in confusion. The humor lands because it’s true. In a world of automatics and push-button starts, knowing how to drive a manual feels a little bit like holding a secret.

Printed on a soft, lightweight tee made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt is comfortable enough for everyday wear and polished enough to wear out. The fabric has a smooth, premium feel with breathability that works for long days, car meets, casual nights out, or weekend drives. The classic crew neckline and modern retail fit make it easy to wear solo or layered under a jacket or hoodie.

What really sets this They Can’t Steal It If They Can’t Drive It tee apart is customization. The gear shift pattern can be tailored to match your exact vehicle, making it personal, specific, and even more satisfying. Whether it’s your daily driver, a project car, or a beloved classic, this tee lets your car live on beyond the garage.

It’s a perfect gift for car enthusiasts, mechanics, racing fans, or anyone proudly keeping manual transmissions alive.

Because sometimes the best anti-theft device is skill.

Why You’ll Love It

Vintage-inspired manual gear shift graphic
“They can’t steal it if they can’t drive it” text
Customizable shift pattern to match your vehicle
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Soft, lightweight fabric with a premium feel
Classic crew neckline and modern retail fit
Comfortable for everyday wear, car meets, and road trips

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite! These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer and provide durability.

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles, 4.2 oz.
Ash: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester.
100% SWEATSHOP FREE and Platinum WRAP Certified. Doing things the right way has never been up for debate. American made is something we believe in deeply and have been manufacturing in the U.S. and internationally in a no-sweat-shop, humane, sustainable way since day one.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

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Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Sunday, 15 Feb and Sunday, 22 Feb.

Size Chart

If you have any questions or need help finding the correct size, contact us.

Size	Width	Length
XS	16.5	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

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