Death Before Decaf Hoodie

Name: Death Before Decaf Hoodie
Brand: Made in the Northwest
SKU: 21276208710560782500
Price: 49.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$49.99 USD

Color: White

Size: S

For those who treat coffee like a religion and refuse to bow to the false gods of weak brews, this Death Before Decaf hoodie was made for you.

This design features a skull-shaped coffee mug — equal parts dark humor and caffeine devotion — that speaks directly to die-hard coffee fans. It’s bold, unapologetic, and instantly tells the world you take your cup seriously. No pretenders. No watered-down nonsense. Just the real stuff that keeps your soul functioning and your sanity intact.

Crafted for comfort, this hoodie wraps you in soft warmth during early-morning coffee runs, cold campground mornings, cozy PNW afternoons, or those late-night creative sessions when caffeine is the only thing keeping you upright. The relaxed silhouette makes it easy to layer, while the soft interior keeps you comfortable through long days and longer nights.

Whether you’re grabbing your first cup at sunrise, grinding beans in your kitchen sanctuary, or settling in for a stormy PNW evening, this hoodie becomes part of your ritual — a wearable declaration of your caffeine loyalty.

Why You’ll Love It

Soft, cozy feel perfect for cool mornings and late nights
Bold skull-mug graphic for hardcore coffee lovers
Easy, relaxed fit ideal for layering
Warm, durable, and made for everyday comfort
Great gift for coffee enthusiasts who live life fully caffeinated

If decaf is an insult to your existence, this hoodie gets you.

If you enjoyed this design, we also have it on a coffee tumbler, mug, notebook, sweatshirt, and tee!

Cozy, fleece-lined interior for that classic sweatshirt feel
Structured fit that holds its shape wash after wash
Warm and durable - perfect for everyday wear
A great value pick if you love the design and want a trusty go-to

Made from a blend of 40% cotton and 60% polyester, giving it a soft feel while retaining durability and resistance to shrinking.
The cotton provides breathability and comfort, while the polyester adds strength and helps maintain shape over time.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Saturday, 21 Mar and Saturday, 28 Mar.

Size Chart

If you have any questions or need help finding the correct size, contact us.

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve
XS	18	26	32.5
S	20	27	33.5
M	22	28	34.5
L	24	29	35.5
XL	26	30	36.5
2XL	28	31	37.5
3XL	30	32	38.5
4XL	32	33	39.5
5XL	34	34	40.5

Sleeve length is measured from center back. Find the halfway point between shoulders. Measure across to shoulder, then down along the sleeve.

Death Before Decaf black mug – funny coffee lover gift for caffeine addicts

Death Before Decaf Mug with skull design and steam rising from it.

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CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

Cozy and Cute

I can't get enough of my new PNW-themed sweatshirt! The design perfectly captures the local vibe, and the quality is amazing. It’s super cozy, and I love showing off my hometown pride
wear it all the time

You have the best designs that truly represent our city. The t-shirt I got is not only stylish but also incredibly soft and comfortable. I wear it all the time, and people always ask where I got it!
Unique designs

The creativity in your designs is fantastic! My new hoodie is both unique and high-quality, making it a staple in my wardrobe. It's the perfect way to show love for my hometown!

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