It’s Only Attempted Murder True Crime Durable Everyday Tote

$21.99 USD

16" × 16''

Carry your love for true crime everywhere you go with this witty tote. Featuring the cheeky line If at First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder, this bag is made for those who enjoy a clever loophole and a healthy dose of sarcasm.

With its neutral beige handles, this tote pairs perfectly with any outfit — whether you’re headed to class, work, or your next true crime binge-watch session. Strong enough for everyday use and roomy enough for all your essentials, it’s the ultimate accessory for fans of humor with a dark twist.

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This spun polyester tote bag holds up way longer than a regular tote! These bags feature double-stitched seams, cotton webbing straps, and non-woven laminate lining for high-end durability. Strap is 1" wide by 28 3/4".

100% polyester body - an extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric that retains its shape and dries quickly.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

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Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Wednesday, 04 Feb and Wednesday, 11 Feb.

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