It’s Only Attempted Murder Tee

Name: It’s Only Attempted Murder Tee
Brand: Made in the Northwest
SKU: 23365527688595107335
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.99 USD

Color: Heather Deep Teal

Size: XS

Sometimes persistence is everything. The It’s Only Attempted Murder Tee delivers dark humor with a playful twist that true crime fans will instantly appreciate.

The design features two women holding knives alongside the phrase “If at First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder.” It’s a bold, tongue-in-cheek take on the kind of humor that true crime enthusiasts know all too well. For people who spend their evenings watching crime documentaries, listening to investigative podcasts, or debating famous cases, the joke lands immediately.

This tee blends sharp wit with a little bit of edge, making it perfect for fans of true crime culture who enjoy humor that’s just a little darker than average. Whether you're heading out with friends, attending a casual event, or settling in for a documentary marathon, it’s a design that sparks knowing laughs from fellow crime fans.

The fabric feels soft and lightweight, making it comfortable for everyday wear. It’s breathable and easy to move in, whether you’re running errands, relaxing at home, or adding a little personality to your casual style.

With its easygoing look, it pairs naturally with jeans, shorts, or layered under a jacket when the weather cools down.

Why You’ll Love It

Bold design with dark humor true crime fans appreciate
Soft, lightweight fabric comfortable all day
Easy casual style that works anywhere
Perfect for podcast listeners and crime documentary fans
Great gift for true crime enthusiasts

Because sometimes the joke is almost as twisted as the cases. Love this design? Check out our mug, pillow, and tote!

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite! These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer and provide durability.

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles, 4.2 oz.
Ash: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester.
100% SWEATSHOP FREE and Platinum WRAP Certified. Doing things the right way has never been up for debate. American made is something we believe in deeply and have been manufacturing in the U.S. and internationally in a no-sweat-shop, humane, sustainable way since day one.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

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Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Saturday, 21 Mar and Saturday, 28 Mar.

Size Chart

If you have any questions or need help finding the correct size, contact us.

Size	Width	Length
XS	16.5	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

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