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It’s Never a Mannequin Blanket – True Crime Cozy Throw

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Regular price   $34.99 USD Sale price   $27.99 USD

If you’ve ever yelled “THAT IS NOT A MANNEQUIN” at your TV, this blanket was made for you.

The It’s Never a Mannequin blanket is a must-have for true crime addicts, armchair detectives, and anyone who knows that suspicious shapes never turn out to be harmless. Designed with bold lettering and dark-humor flair, it brings the perfect mix of creepy fun and cozy comfort to your next binge-watching session.

Made from velveteen-style fleece, it’s incredibly soft, smooth, and lightweight — ideal for nights spent deep in documentaries, rewatching your favorite whodunnits, or spiraling down a rabbit hole of theories you absolutely should be asleep instead of reading. The 50x60 size is perfect for curling up solo on the couch or layering over your bed for an extra touch of true-crime personality.

The edge-to-edge print stays crisp and vibrant, while the durable stitching keeps the blanket looking great season after season — because solving imaginary crimes requires comfort and longevity. Machine washable and easy to care for, it’s as low-maintenance as it is cozy.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Soft velveteen-style fleece with lightweight warmth
  • Bold “It’s Never a Mannequin” true crime design
  • Perfect 50x60 size for binge-watching and couch lounging
  • Crisp, vibrant print with clean stitching
  • Machine washable for easy upkeep
  • A killer gift for true crime fans, mystery lovers, and amateur sleuths

Suspicious silhouettes? Cozy vibes only.

Add this blanket to your cart and settle in for your next mystery… just maybe keep a light on.

Wrap yourself in pure coziness! Made from 100% velveteen polyester, this blanket is incredibly soft to the touch with a luxurious feel you’ll love year-round. It’s lightweight yet warm, perfect for snuggling on the couch, adding a stylish layer to your bed, or gifting to someone special. The vibrant design stays crisp and beautiful wash after wash—no fading, no fuss. Comfort + style = the ultimate cozy upgrade.

100% polyester - medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Friday, 12 Dec and Friday, 19 Dec.

CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

  • Cozy and Cute

    I can't get enough of my new PNW-themed sweatshirt! The design perfectly captures the local vibe, and the quality is amazing. It’s super cozy, and I love showing off my hometown pride

  • wear it all the time

    You have the best designs that truly represent our city. The t-shirt I got is not only stylish but also incredibly soft and comfortable. I wear it all the time, and people always ask where I got it!

  • Unique designs

    The creativity in your designs is fantastic! My new hoodie is both unique and high-quality, making it a staple in my wardrobe. It's the perfect way to show love for my hometown!

Cozy throw blanket featuring the phrase It's Never a Mannequin with an illustration of a mannequin and a knife.

It’s Never a Mannequin Blanket – True Crime Cozy Throw

Regular price   $34.99 Sale price   $27.99

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