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Umbrellas Are For Tourists Durable Everyday Tote

$21.99 USD

Only true Pacific Northwesterners know — umbrellas are optional, drizzle is a lifestyle. This tote features the cheeky phrase Umbrellas Are for Tourists and is made for locals who scoff at ponchos and swear by a trusty hoodie or cap.

With beige handles that give it a laid-back, natural vibe, this tote is perfect for everyday errands, market runs, or stashing that rain-soaked hoodie. Durable, roomy, and full of PNW attitude, it’s the ultimate carryall for those who embrace the mist with pride.

This spun polyester tote bag holds up way longer than a regular tote! These bags feature double-stitched seams, cotton webbing straps, and non-woven laminate lining for high-end durability. Strap is 1" wide by 28 3/4".

100% polyester body - an extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric that retains its shape and dries quickly.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Thursday, 15 Jan and Thursday, 22 Jan.

CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

  • Cozy and Cute

    I can't get enough of my new PNW-themed sweatshirt! The design perfectly captures the local vibe, and the quality is amazing. It’s super cozy, and I love showing off my hometown pride

  • wear it all the time

    You have the best designs that truly represent our city. The t-shirt I got is not only stylish but also incredibly soft and comfortable. I wear it all the time, and people always ask where I got it!

  • Unique designs

    The creativity in your designs is fantastic! My new hoodie is both unique and high-quality, making it a staple in my wardrobe. It's the perfect way to show love for my hometown!

Umbrellas Are For Tourists Durable Everyday Tote featuring a colorful umbrella design.

Umbrellas Are For Tourists Durable Everyday Tote

$21.99

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