Keep Portland Beard Hoodie – Funny PDX Bearded Culture Sweatshirt

Name: Keep Portland Beard Hoodie – Funny PDX Bearded Culture Sweatshirt
Brand: Made in the Northwest
SKU: 92928000232350104733
Price: 39.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Regular price ~~$49.99 USD~~ Sale price $39.99 USD

Size: S

Color: White

A beard, a bike, and a perfectly roasted cup of coffee — if that sounds like peak Portland energy, this Keep Portland Beard hoodie was made for you.

Blending humor with unmistakable PDX charm, this design features a vintage-style bearded guy in funky sunglasses, capturing everything that makes Portland wonderfully weird. It’s a nod to the makers, the bikers, the coffee snobs, the hipsters, and every bearded soul who embraces the city’s quirks with pride. Whether you're strolling Alberta, hitting the food carts, grabbing a cold brew on Division, or just existing in your fully bearded glory, this hoodie fits right into the Rose City vibe.

Soft, warm, and effortlessly comfortable, the fleece interior gives you that lived-in feel from the first wear. The relaxed fit makes it perfect for layering over tees and flannels, while the drawstring hood and roomy pocket add everyday function. It’s ideal for misty morning commutes, weekend hikes in Forest Park, farmer’s market runs, or late-night hangs at your favorite local brewery.

This hoodie isn’t just apparel — it’s a playful badge of honor for anyone who keeps Portland weird and wonderfully bearded.

Why You’ll Love It

Iconic “Keep Portland Beard” vintage-style graphic
Soft, cozy fleece interior for cool PNW weather
Relaxed fit perfect for layering
Ideal for Portland locals and beard-lovers everywhere
Fun gift for PDX dads, hipsters, baristas, and outdoorsy guys

Keep it weird. Keep it bearded.

Softer, smoother fabric that feels luxe against your skin
Modern dropped-shoulder fit with an easy, relaxed drape
Midweight warmth that layers beautifully year-round
An elevated upgrade for hoodie lovers who care about comfort and style

Made from a blend of 80% cotton and 20% polyester, with a 100% ring spun cotton face.
The cotton provides breathability and comfort, while the polyester adds strength and helps maintain shape over time.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Sunday, 21 Dec and Sunday, 28 Dec.

Size Chart

If you have any questions or need help finding the correct size, contact us.

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve
S	20	28	34
M	22	29	35
L	24	30	36
XL	26	31	37
2XL	28	32	38
3XL	30	33	39
4XL	32	34	40
5XL	34	35	41

`Sleeve length is measured from center back. Find the halfway point between shoulders. Measure across to shoulder, then down along the sleeve.

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CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

Cozy and Cute

I can't get enough of my new PNW-themed sweatshirt! The design perfectly captures the local vibe, and the quality is amazing. It’s super cozy, and I love showing off my hometown pride
wear it all the time

You have the best designs that truly represent our city. The t-shirt I got is not only stylish but also incredibly soft and comfortable. I wear it all the time, and people always ask where I got it!
Unique designs

The creativity in your designs is fantastic! My new hoodie is both unique and high-quality, making it a staple in my wardrobe. It's the perfect way to show love for my hometown!

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