People in Portland Don’t Tan They Rust Blanket – Cozy PNW Throw

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~~$34.99 USD~~ $27.99 USD

50" × 60"

If you’ve lived through Portland’s drizzly winters and moody, misty springs, you already know: people in Portland don’t tan — they rust. And this blanket wraps that perfectly Portland truth in warm, cozy comfort.

Featuring a weathered vintage car graphic and the city’s favorite inside joke, this People in Portland Don’t Tan, They Rust blanket celebrates everything that makes the Rose City wonderfully weird — the rain-soaked charm, the creativity, the grit, and the ability to laugh at the weather while grabbing another locally roasted latte.

Crafted from velveteen fleece, the texture is silky-soft, lightweight, and smooth against the skin. It’s the perfect year-round companion for cozy movie nights, weekend reading sessions, rainy-day naps, and slow mornings spent listening to the drizzle outside. Whether it lives on your couch, your favorite chair, or your bed, it adds instant personality and Portland flavor to any space.

Available exclusively in a 50x60 size, this blanket is easy to style and even easier to love. It’s a fun, functional gift for Portland locals, transplants who’ve become accidental umbrella-haters, and anyone who appreciates PNW humor with a side of cozy.

Why You’ll Love It

Soft velveteen fleece with lightweight warmth
“People in Portland Don’t Tan, They Rust” design with vintage car graphic
Perfect 50x60 size for couches, beds, and cozy corners
Ideal for rainy-day lounging and Rose City living
A great gift for Portlanders and PNW humor fans
Smooth, durable feel for everyday comfort

Rust happens. Cozy helps.

Wrap yourself in pure coziness! Made from 100% velveteen polyester, this blanket is incredibly soft to the touch with a luxurious feel you’ll love year-round. It’s lightweight yet warm, perfect for snuggling on the couch, adding a stylish layer to your bed, or gifting to someone special. The vibrant design stays crisp and beautiful wash after wash—no fading, no fuss. Comfort + style = the ultimate cozy upgrade.

100% polyester - medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Sunday, 21 Dec and Sunday, 28 Dec.

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