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People in Tacoma Don’t Tan They Rust Blanket – PNW Cozy Throw

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Regular price   $34.99 USD Sale price   $27.99 USD

In Tacoma, sunshine is optional — grit, humor, and a healthy respect for drizzle are mandatory. This People in Tacoma Don’t Tan, They Rust blanket wraps that South Sound spirit in soft, cozy comfort.

Designed for locals who know that rust is basically a personality trait, this velveteen fleece throw features a weathered, industrial-style car graphic paired with Tacoma’s most iconic inside joke. It’s the perfect blend of South Sound attitude, PNW pride, and all the charm that comes with living in a place where umbrellas are for tourists and rain is just part of the scenery.

The velveteen texture is buttery-soft and lightweight, making this blanket ideal for layering during gray mornings, snuggling up on your couch during stormy evenings, or keeping warm at the waterfront while the wind kicks up off Commencement Bay. It drapes beautifully and feels smooth against the skin, delivering comfort without bulk.

Available in 30x40, 50x60, and 60x80, you can pick the perfect size for your home, camper, office, or favorite reading nook. It's also a top-tier gift for Tacoma locals, transplants who “get it,” or anyone who laughs in the face of yet another rainy forecast.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Soft velveteen fleece with lightweight, cozy warmth
  • “People in Tacoma Don’t Tan, They Rust” design with vintage car graphic
  • Perfect 50x60 size for couches, beds, porches, and cabins
  • Ideal for Tacoma locals and South Sound humor lovers
  • Smooth texture that feels luxurious for everyday comfort

Rust proud. Rain ready.

Wrap yourself in pure coziness! Made from 100% velveteen polyester, this blanket is incredibly soft to the touch with a luxurious feel you’ll love year-round. It’s lightweight yet warm, perfect for snuggling on the couch, adding a stylish layer to your bed, or gifting to someone special. The vibrant design stays crisp and beautiful wash after wash—no fading, no fuss. Comfort + style = the ultimate cozy upgrade.

100% polyester - medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Sunday, 21 Dec and Sunday, 28 Dec.

CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

  • Cozy and Cute

    I can't get enough of my new PNW-themed sweatshirt! The design perfectly captures the local vibe, and the quality is amazing. It’s super cozy, and I love showing off my hometown pride

  • wear it all the time

    You have the best designs that truly represent our city. The t-shirt I got is not only stylish but also incredibly soft and comfortable. I wear it all the time, and people always ask where I got it!

  • Unique designs

    The creativity in your designs is fantastic! My new hoodie is both unique and high-quality, making it a staple in my wardrobe. It's the perfect way to show love for my hometown!

People in Tacoma don't tan they rust blanket featuring a vintage car design, perfect for cozying up.

People in Tacoma Don’t Tan They Rust Blanket – PNW Cozy Throw

Regular price   $34.99 Sale price   $27.99

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