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People in Vancouver Don’t Tan They Rust Tote – Cotton Canvas Bag

Regular price   $16.99 USD Sale price   $13.99 USD

If you’re from Vancouver, WA, you know the truth: sunshine is a treat, but drizzle is a lifestyle. This People in Vancouver Don’t Tan, They Rust tote bag celebrates that perfectly soggy PNW reality with a wink and a vintage rusty car graphic.

Made from sturdy 100% cotton canvas, this tote is built for everyday life in the 360 — grocery runs, Target laps, long library hauls, farmers market mornings, or crossing the river for a day in Portland. The 15" x 16" size offers plenty of room without feeling bulky, while the 20" self-fabric handles allow for comfortable over-the-shoulder carrying whether you’re packing produce, books, or your full rainy-day survival kit (umbrella optional).

The natural, spun-fiber canvas has a strong, durable feel designed to withstand years of use. Reinforced stitching keeps the handles secure even when the tote is loaded up, and the flat-corner construction gives it a clean, classic silhouette that folds easily and hangs neatly. Printed on one side, it’s the perfect blend of subtle humor and everyday practicality.

Whether you’re a lifelong Vancouver local, a proud transplant, or someone who simply embraces the PNW’s moody weather with style, this tote brings together function, comfort, and hometown humor. It makes a fun and functional gift for any rain-loving Vancouverite.

Why You’ll Love It

  • One-sided “People in Vancouver Don’t Tan, They Rust” design
  • 100% cotton canvas with long-lasting durability
  • Roomy 15" x 16" interior with strong 20" handles
  • Flat-corner construction for a streamlined shape
  • Great for errands, markets, commutes, day trips, and everyday use
  • A playful PNW gift for Vancouver locals and weather warriors

Rust happens. Make it stylish.

Add this tote to your cart and carry your Vancouver pride everywhere you go.

This 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15" x 16"– perfect for everyday wear. The canvas material is durable and will last for years. The bag features 20" handles (made from the same canvas), making it easy to carry even with a week's worth of shopping.

100% cotton spun fibers that make a very strong and durable fabric.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.; Spot clean; Do not bleach; Line dry.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Friday, 12 Dec and Friday, 19 Dec.

CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

  • Cozy and Cute

    I can't get enough of my new PNW-themed sweatshirt! The design perfectly captures the local vibe, and the quality is amazing. It’s super cozy, and I love showing off my hometown pride

  • wear it all the time

    You have the best designs that truly represent our city. The t-shirt I got is not only stylish but also incredibly soft and comfortable. I wear it all the time, and people always ask where I got it!

  • Unique designs

    The creativity in your designs is fantastic! My new hoodie is both unique and high-quality, making it a staple in my wardrobe. It's the perfect way to show love for my hometown!

People in Vancouver Don't Tan They Rust tote featuring a vintage green van graphic.

People in Vancouver Don’t Tan They Rust Tote – Cotton Canvas Bag

Regular price   $16.99 Sale price   $13.99

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