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Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Hoodie

$49.99 USD

We’ve all been there—those mornings where only a strong cup of coffee stands between you and your dark passenger. This hooded sweatshirt is perfect for those who embrace their honest side when it comes to mornings, knowing that coffee is what keeps them feeling human.

Ideal for anyone who knows that coffee is the key to peace—especially in the Pacific Northwest.

If you're looking for your favorite lightweight hooded sweatshirt, you've come to the right place. These are garment dyed for that lived in feel.

Features a relaxed fit and seamless body.

  • Made with 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton fabric and cotton threads
  • Jersey lined hood with natural colored flatcord, white flatcord on color white
  • 1x1 rib cuffs and waistband with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
  • Signature twill label and back neck tape
  • Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
  • Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Sunday, 20 Apr and Sunday, 27 Apr.

CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

  • Cozy and Cute

    I can't get enough of my new PNW-themed sweatshirt! The design perfectly captures the local vibe, and the quality is amazing. It’s super cozy, and I love showing off my hometown pride

  • wear it all the time

    You have the best designs that truly represent our city. The t-shirt I got is not only stylish but also incredibly soft and comfortable. I wear it all the time, and people always ask where I got it!

  • Unique designs

    The creativity in your designs is fantastic! My new hoodie is both unique and high-quality, making it a staple in my wardrobe. It's the perfect way to show love for my hometown!

Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery hoodie in blue, featuring a playful graphic and text for coffee lovers.

Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Hoodie

$49.99

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