For the fan who never streams a murder documentary without a blanket to hide behind — meet The Crime Scene Snuggle, the true crime blanket you didn’t know you needed. Equal parts creepy and cozy, it’s perfect for marathon nights spent solving fictional cases, side-eyeing suspicious characters, and shouting “check the alibi!” at your TV.
Designed with bold crime-scene tape, “evidence” splatter, and a tongue-in-cheek poem that only fellow true crime lovers will appreciate, this blanket turns comfort into a conversation piece. Soft, lightweight, and irresistibly cozy, it’s the ultimate accessory for detectives at heart.
Made from plush velveteen fleece (8.85 oz/yd² or 300 g/m²), this true crime blanket feels smooth against your skin while keeping you warm without overheating. It’s available in three sizes — 30×40, 50×60, and 60×80 — making it perfect for couch snuggles, cabin getaways, or gifting to your favorite armchair investigator.
Durable double-stitched edges help it keep its shape wash after wash, and the quick-dry synthetic fabric means it’s always ready for your next binge session. Machine-wash cold, tumble dry low, and enjoy the coziest evidence of good taste you’ll ever own.
Because comfort is the best alibi.