Don’t Be an Assquatch Tee – Funny Bigfoot Kindness Shirt

Name: Don’t Be an Assquatch Tee – Funny Bigfoot Kindness Shirt
Brand: Made in the Northwest
SKU: 32449963634681152818
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.99 USD

Color: Deep Teal

Size: XS

A little reminder goes a long way. Especially when it comes from Bigfoot holding flowers.

This Don’t Be an Assquatch tee features a friendly sasquatch clutching a bouquet, paired with the gently corrective line “don’t be an assquatch.” It’s funny because it’s unexpected. It’s effective because it’s true. And it lands perfectly for people who prefer their humor kind, clever, and just slightly passive-aggressive.

This shirt is made for people who value kindness but still enjoy a good pun. It’s ideal for Bigfoot fans, Pacific Northwest lovers, forest dwellers, and anyone who believes that being decent shouldn’t be optional. The humor is light, approachable, and disarming, making it the kind of shirt that gets smiles instead of side-eyes.

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee has a soft, lightweight feel that’s comfortable for all-day wear. The breathable fabric makes it easy to wear on its own in warmer weather or layered under a hoodie or jacket when it’s cool out. A classic crew neckline and modern retail fit keep the look relaxed and versatile.

This don’t be an assquatch tee also makes a thoughtful gift for friends who love Bigfoot, gentle humor, or shirts that quietly advocate for better behavior. It’s great for casual outings, community events, farmers markets, or anytime you want to make your point without raising your voice.

Because sometimes the best way to say “be kind” is with a sasquatch and a bouquet.

Why You’ll Love It

Friendly Bigfoot holding flowers illustration
“Don’t be an assquatch” pun with a kindness message
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Soft, lightweight fabric for everyday comfort
Classic crew neckline with a modern, easy fit
Smooth feel with a tag-free neck

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite! These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer and provide durability.

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles, 4.2 oz.
Ash: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester.
100% SWEATSHOP FREE and Platinum WRAP Certified. Doing things the right way has never been up for debate. American made is something we believe in deeply and have been manufacturing in the U.S. and internationally in a no-sweat-shop, humane, sustainable way since day one.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Thursday, 05 Feb and Thursday, 12 Feb.

Size Chart

If you have any questions or need help finding the correct size, contact us.

Size	Width	Length
XS	16.5	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

20% Off Welcome Coupon!

Subscribe to get updates about our latest offers and other important stuff.

By signing up for email, you agree to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.

CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

Cozy and Cute

I can't get enough of my new PNW-themed sweatshirt! The design perfectly captures the local vibe, and the quality is amazing. It’s super cozy, and I love showing off my hometown pride
wear it all the time

You have the best designs that truly represent our city. The t-shirt I got is not only stylish but also incredibly soft and comfortable. I wear it all the time, and people always ask where I got it!
Unique designs

The creativity in your designs is fantastic! My new hoodie is both unique and high-quality, making it a staple in my wardrobe. It's the perfect way to show love for my hometown!

You Would Look Great in These . . .

Recently Wishlisted