You’ve watched the documentaries, listened to the podcasts, and solved the case before the credits even rolled — you’ve earned this one. The I'm Basically a Detective t shirt is made for true crime fans who can’t help piecing together every motive, timeline, and clue long before the professionals do. No badge required — just sharp instincts, good Wi-Fi, and maybe a notebook full of theories.
Featuring a stylish female detective illustration, this design is a fun and flattering way to show off your inner sleuth. It’s witty, confident, and perfect for anyone who treats everyday life like an episode of Dateline.
The basically a detective t shirt is soft, lightweight, and perfect for all-day comfort. With its breathable cotton fabric and classic unisex fit, it feels great whether you’re solving cold cases from the couch or hitting play on yet another murder podcast. The print holds up beautifully through every rewatch and re-investigation.
This tee also makes an amazing gift for your fellow true crime addicts and armchair detectives — the ones who always “had a feeling” about the suspect.
Because when it comes to solving mysteries, you don’t just watch… you investigate.