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I'm Not Short I'm Fun Sized Hoodie

$49.99 USD

If you’re tired of short jokes but fully committed to owning your adorable stature, this I’m Not Short, I’m Fun Sized hoodie is the warm, cozy comeback you’ve been waiting for.

Designed for comfort and packed with personality, this hoodie wraps you in soft brushed fleece that feels like a warm hug on chilly mornings and relaxed nights in. The midweight design gives you the perfect balance of warmth and breathability, whether you’re lounging at home, grabbing coffee, walking the dog, or heading out for a weekend adventure.

The illustrated gnome and cheeky phrase add instant charm — a playful little reminder that fun comes in every size. It’s lighthearted, whimsical, and guaranteed to spark smiles from everyone who sees it. With its relaxed dropped-shoulder fit, roomy pouch pocket, and jersey-lined two-piece hood, this hoodie delivers comfort that lasts all day.

Ethically made and OEKO-TEX certified, it also supports responsible manufacturing, so you can feel good about what you wear inside and out. Easy to layer under jackets or over tees, it becomes a go-to piece you’ll reach for again and again when you want warmth, coziness, and a little humor to brighten your day.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Soft, brushed fleece for warm, all-day comfort
  • Jersey-lined hood adds structure and insulation
  • Relaxed silhouette that layers effortlessly
  • Front pouch pocket keeps hands warm and essentials close
  • Ethically made and OEKO-TEX certified
  • A fun, confidence-boosting gift for anyone fun sized

Celebrate your size — and your sense of humor.

  • Softer, smoother fabric that feels luxe against your skin
  • Modern dropped-shoulder fit with an easy, relaxed drape
  • Midweight warmth that layers beautifully year-round
  • An elevated upgrade for hoodie lovers who care about comfort and style

  • Made from a blend of 80% cotton and 20% polyester, with a 100% ring spun cotton face.
  • The cotton provides breathability and comfort, while the polyester adds strength and helps maintain shape over time.
  • Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Sunday, 07 Jun and Sunday, 14 Jun.

CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

  • Cozy and Cute

    I can't get enough of my new PNW-themed sweatshirt! The design perfectly captures the local vibe, and the quality is amazing. It’s super cozy, and I love showing off my hometown pride

  • wear it all the time

    You have the best designs that truly represent our city. The t-shirt I got is not only stylish but also incredibly soft and comfortable. I wear it all the time, and people always ask where I got it!

  • Unique designs

    The creativity in your designs is fantastic! My new hoodie is both unique and high-quality, making it a staple in my wardrobe. It's the perfect way to show love for my hometown!

I'm not short I'm fun sized hoodie featuring a cute gnome design with a festive background.

I'm Not Short I'm Fun Sized Hoodie

$49.99

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