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People in Portland Don't Tan, They Rust Softstyle T-Shirt

$24.99 USD

Portland may keep it weird, but it definitely keeps it wet, too. The People in Portland Don’t Tan, They Rust t-shirt is for the locals who embrace the drizzle, bike through the downpours, and refuse to carry an umbrella because that’s just not what we do here. This tee is a must-have for anyone who thrives in the misty magic of the Rose City.

This tee is popular for its comfort, durability, and versatility. It features a modern classic fit and seamless body.

  • Made with 100%, ringspun US cotton that feels soft to the touch. Heather colors are cotton poly blends.
  • Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Sunday, 23 Mar and Sunday, 30 Mar.

CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

  • Cozy and Cute

    I can't get enough of my new PNW-themed sweatshirt! The design perfectly captures the local vibe, and the quality is amazing. It’s super cozy, and I love showing off my hometown pride

  • wear it all the time

    You have the best designs that truly represent our city. The t-shirt I got is not only stylish but also incredibly soft and comfortable. I wear it all the time, and people always ask where I got it!

  • Unique designs

    The creativity in your designs is fantastic! My new hoodie is both unique and high-quality, making it a staple in my wardrobe. It's the perfect way to show love for my hometown!

Gray t-shirt featuring "People in Portland Don't Tan, They Rust" graphic with character holding an umbrella.

People in Portland Don't Tan, They Rust Softstyle T-Shirt

$24.99

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