People in Vancouver Don’t Tan They Rust Blanket – Cozy PNW Throw

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~~$34.99 USD~~ $27.99 USD

50" × 60"

If you’ve spent more than five minutes in Vancouver, WA, you already know: people here don’t tan — they rust. And this blanket wraps that truth in soft, comforting PNW goodness.

The People in Vancouver Don’t Tan, They Rust blanket features a weathered vintage car graphic paired with the city’s favorite rain-soaked joke. It’s a wink to locals who’ve learned to love the drizzle, laugh at the cloud cover, and treat gray days as just part of the charm. Whether you’re sipping coffee by the window, powering through a wet commute, or settling in for another moody Pacific Northwest evening, this blanket brings warmth with a side of regional humor.

Crafted from velveteen-style fleece, it’s buttery-soft, lightweight, and smooth against the skin — perfect for year-round comfort. The 50x60 size is ideal for couches, cozy chairs, TV marathons, and reading nooks where the soft glow of a lamp meets the soundtrack of rain against the glass. It’s the kind of blanket that fits beautifully into any home, especially those that proudly embrace the weather rather than fight it.

Whether you’re a lifelong Vancouver local, a new transplant learning to love the drizzle, or a proud PNW fan, this blanket is a fun, functional way to celebrate life in the 360.

Why You’ll Love It

Soft velveteen-style fleece with lightweight warmth
“People in Vancouver Don’t Tan, They Rust” design with vintage car graphic
Perfect 50x60 size for sofas, beds, and cozy corners
Ideal for rainy-day lounging and PNW living
A great gift for Vancouver locals and humor lovers
Durable, smooth texture ideal for everyday use

Rust proud. Stay cozy.

Add this blanket to your cart and snuggle up Vancouver-style.

Wrap yourself in pure coziness! Made from 100% velveteen polyester, this blanket is incredibly soft to the touch with a luxurious feel you’ll love year-round. It’s lightweight yet warm, perfect for snuggling on the couch, adding a stylish layer to your bed, or gifting to someone special. The vibrant design stays crisp and beautiful wash after wash—no fading, no fuss. Comfort + style = the ultimate cozy upgrade.

100% polyester - medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Sunday, 21 Dec and Sunday, 28 Dec.

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