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Portland Soggy Monster Premium Kids Tee

$21.99 USD

Rain or shine (but mostly rain), Portland kids are built for the drizzle. Our People in Portland Don't Tan, They Rust tee features a playful Purple People Eater holding an umbrella, making it perfect for little ones who don’t let a little rain ruin their fun. This shirt is a must-have for tiny PNW natives who don't truly know the meaning of the word "tanning." Unisex sizing.

An essential for every age, our kids' short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Features a crew neck, short sleeves and designed with superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.

  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Heather Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester. 
  • Athletic Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Thursday, 01 May and Thursday, 08 May.

CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

  • Cozy and Cute

    I can't get enough of my new PNW-themed sweatshirt! The design perfectly captures the local vibe, and the quality is amazing. It’s super cozy, and I love showing off my hometown pride

  • wear it all the time

    You have the best designs that truly represent our city. The t-shirt I got is not only stylish but also incredibly soft and comfortable. I wear it all the time, and people always ask where I got it!

  • Unique designs

    The creativity in your designs is fantastic! My new hoodie is both unique and high-quality, making it a staple in my wardrobe. It's the perfect way to show love for my hometown!

Portland Soggy Monster Kids Heavy Cotton Tee featuring a playful monster with an umbrella and 'People in Portland Don't Tan' text.

Portland Soggy Monster Premium Kids Tee

$21.99

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