You Never Saw Me Tee – Funny Bigfoot Forest Shirt

Name: You Never Saw Me Tee – Funny Bigfoot Forest Shirt
Brand: Made in the Northwest
SKU: 31487864119846497379
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.99 USD

Color: Baby Blue

Size: XS

Some legends don’t want attention. They want plausible deniability.

This you never saw me tee features a mischievous Bigfoot silhouette tucked among forest trees, paired with the perfectly dry line: “if anyone asks . . . you never saw me.” It’s subtle, funny, and loaded with attitude. The humor doesn’t shout. It lingers. Just like Bigfoot himself.

This shirt is made for people who love cryptids, forests, and staying slightly under the radar. It’s for introverts, trail wanderers, Bigfoot believers, Pacific Northwest locals, and anyone whose default setting is “leave me out of it.” The joke lands because it feels true. Of course Bigfoot doesn’t want to be seen. And honestly, some days neither do you.

Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee has a smooth, lightweight feel that’s soft against the skin and easy to wear all day. It’s breathable and comfortable whether you’re hiking, running errands, hanging out at a brewery, or laying low on a quiet weekend. The classic crew neckline and modern retail fit make it simple to style on its own or layered under a hoodie or jacket.

This you never saw me tee also makes a great gift for outdoorsy friends, cryptid fans, sarcastic souls, and anyone who appreciates humor that’s dry, clever, and a little elusive.

Because legends don’t need witnesses. And neither do you.

Why You’ll Love It

Subtle Bigfoot silhouette hidden among forest trees
“If anyone asks… you never saw me” text with dry humor
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Soft, lightweight fabric for everyday comfort
Classic crew neckline with a modern, easy fit
Smooth feel with a tag-free neck for comfort

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite! These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer and provide durability.

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles, 4.2 oz.
Ash: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester.
100% SWEATSHOP FREE and Platinum WRAP Certified. Doing things the right way has never been up for debate. American made is something we believe in deeply and have been manufacturing in the U.S. and internationally in a no-sweat-shop, humane, sustainable way since day one.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

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Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Thursday, 05 Feb and Thursday, 12 Feb.

Size Chart

If you have any questions or need help finding the correct size, contact us.

Size	Width	Length
XS	16.5	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

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