Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Hoodie

Name: Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Hoodie
Brand: Made in the Northwest
SKU: 31025544492742345017
Price: 49.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$49.99 USD

Size: S

Color: Blue Jean

For the people who become human only after that first cup.

We’ve all had those mornings when the only thing keeping us from spiraling into pure chaos is a strong, steaming cup of coffee. The Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Hoodie captures that honest, slightly unhinged sense of humor we all lean into when caffeine is the only thing standing between us and our darker moods.

Warm, cozy, and just the right amount of snarky, this hoodie is perfect for early mornings, long workdays, or anytime you need to signal “approach at your own risk until I’ve had coffee.” It’s a fun, tongue-in-cheek way to admit what every caffeine lover knows: coffee restores peace.

Why You’ll Love It

Soft, cozy fleece interior that helps calm even the moodiest mornings
Playful dark-humor message coffee lovers immediately relate to
Relaxed, comfortable fit perfect for everyday wear
Durable construction for workdays, errands, and lazy weekends
A fun way to acknowledge your caffeine-dependent humanity

The Story Behind the Design

This design was inspired by those hilariously relatable moments when coffee transforms us from grumpy goblins into functioning adults. It’s a nod to the power of caffeine to soften attitudes, brighten moods, and help us tackle the day with a little more patience (and a lot less murdery energy).

Perfect For:

Coffee lovers with a sarcastic streak
Early morning commuters
PNW caffeine culture fans
Cozy at-home days
Gifting to a friend who’s a menace before caffeine

Ready to warn the world—politely—about your pre-coffee mood? Add this hoodie to your cart and let caffeine keep the peace.

If you're looking for your favorite lightweight hooded sweatshirt, you've come to the right place. These are garment dyed for that lived in feel.

Features a relaxed fit and seamless body.

Made with 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton fabric and cotton threads
Jersey lined hood with natural colored flatcord, white flatcord on color white
1x1 rib cuffs and waistband with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
Signature twill label and back neck tape
Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Saturday, 21 Mar and Saturday, 28 Mar.

Size Chart

If you have any questions or need help finding the correct size, contact us.

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve
S	20	27	33.5
M	22	28	34.5
L	24	29	35.5
XL	26	30	36.5
2XL	28	31	37.5
3XL	30	32	38.5

Sleeve length is measured from center back. Find the halfway point between shoulders. Measure across to shoulder, then down along the sleeve.

Coffee Makes Everything Possible Mug with hand-lettered design and deep navy interior.

Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Mug – Funny Sarcastic Cup with quirky coffee cup design and humorous text.

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CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

Cozy and Cute

I can't get enough of my new PNW-themed sweatshirt! The design perfectly captures the local vibe, and the quality is amazing. It’s super cozy, and I love showing off my hometown pride
wear it all the time

You have the best designs that truly represent our city. The t-shirt I got is not only stylish but also incredibly soft and comfortable. I wear it all the time, and people always ask where I got it!
Unique designs

The creativity in your designs is fantastic! My new hoodie is both unique and high-quality, making it a staple in my wardrobe. It's the perfect way to show love for my hometown!

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