Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Mug

$11.99 USD

11oz

Some mornings call for patience. Others call for caffeine. And then there are the mornings that absolutely require this Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery mug.

If you rely on a strong cup of coffee to pull you back from the edge of chaos, this mug understands you on a spiritual level. Its bold, tongue-in-cheek message brings humor to early mornings, hectic workdays, and every “don’t talk to me yet” moment in between. It’s the perfect blend of honesty and sarcasm — a daily reminder that you’re doing your best, and coffee helps you do it with fewer murderous thoughts.

Crafted from durable ceramic, this mug has a comfortable weight and smooth handle that feels just right in your hand. Whether you’re tackling a Monday, pretending to be human before 9 a.m., or preparing for another round of meetings that should’ve been emails, it delivers caffeine with a side of comedy.

The vibrant print stays sharp through microwave reheats and countless dishwasher cycles, making it a reliable everyday favorite. It’s also a hilarious gift for coworkers, friends, and anyone who needs a little caffeinated emotional support.

Why You’ll Love It

Adds humor to stressful mornings
Durable ceramic with vibrant, long-lasting print
Comfortable handle and easy-to-clean design
Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
Perfect gift for sarcasm lovers and coffee addicts

Bring sanity, sass, and caffeine together in one perfect cup.

Warm-up with a nice cuppa out of this customized ceramic coffee mug. It’s BPA and Lead-free, microwave & dishwasher-safe, and made of durable ceramic with a glossy finish.

Made from ceramic with a glossy finish.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Sunday, 07 Jun and Sunday, 14 Jun.

Size Chart

If you have any questions or need help finding the correct size, contact us.

Our mugs come in one of two sizes (or both): 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l). The measurements vary depending on the color. The range is in the chart below. Contact us if you need specs on a specific color and size of mug.

	11 oz	15 oz
Height, in	3.7 - 3.78	4.61 - 4.76
Diameter, in	3.15 - 3.23	3.27 - 3.43

Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

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