People in Spokane Don’t Tan They Rust Blanket – Cozy PNW Throw

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~~$34.99 USD~~ $27.99 USD

50" × 60"

If you’ve lived through a Spokane spring, survived winter’s bite, and sweated your way through wildfire-season summer, you already know the truth: people in Spokane don’t tan — they rust. And this blanket wraps that local humor in pure, cozy comfort.

This velveteen fleece throw features a vintage, weathered car graphic alongside Spokane’s classic inside joke. It captures everything Eastern Washington folks love to poke fun at — the unpredictable forecasts, the dramatic temperature swings, the “four seasons in a day” charm, and the grit that defines Spokane living. Equal parts witty and warm, it’s the perfect blanket for anyone who embraces the elements with a sense of humor.

The velveteen texture is silky-soft, smooth, and lightweight, offering warmth without heaviness. Perfect for curling up during chilly evenings, draping across your couch for everyday comfort, or packing along for cabin weekends and lake trips. It’s cozy enough for movie marathons and stylish enough to leave out as part of your everyday décor.

Available exclusively in a 50x60 size, it’s the ideal throw for snuggling solo, sharing with a partner, or adding personality to your living room, bedroom, porch, or RV.

Why You’ll Love It

Soft velveteen fleece with lightweight, cozy warmth
“People in Spokane Don’t Tan, They Rust” design with vintage car graphic
Perfect 50x60 size for couches, beds, porches, and cabins
Great gift for Spokane locals and Eastern Washington humor lovers
Smooth, luxurious feel ideal for year-round comfort

Rust proud. Spokane tough. Always cozy.

Add this blanket to your cart and bring a little Eastern Washington humor to your favorite relaxing moments.

Wrap yourself in pure coziness! Made from 100% velveteen polyester, this blanket is incredibly soft to the touch with a luxurious feel you’ll love year-round. It’s lightweight yet warm, perfect for snuggling on the couch, adding a stylish layer to your bed, or gifting to someone special. The vibrant design stays crisp and beautiful wash after wash—no fading, no fuss. Comfort + style = the ultimate cozy upgrade.

100% polyester - medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch.

Made in the Northwest uses print on demand printing, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you order the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Please get our shipping policy here.

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Sunday, 21 Dec and Sunday, 28 Dec.

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